Does Heinz/Kraft Merger Mean Cheese Ketchup?

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Yesterday, H.J. Heinz Company and Kraft Foods Group announced a merger between companies to become The Kraft Heinz Company.

Now this story is big news, and many experts are analyzing how this merger will affect investors blah blah blah all I care about is one question:

Does this mean the invention of Cheese Ketchup?

Think about all of the time you’ve wasted in life adding cheese AND THEN ketchup to the same sandwich! Cheese Ketchup would improve the productivity of America immediately. Instead of placing cheese on your burger and then grabbing the ketchup bottle, you’d have Cheese Ketchup to squirt on top of your burger!

What will you do with all your free time?? Tell me below. Or, come up with a more awesome food-merger than Cheese Ketchup. I DARE YOU.


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