Psychedelic Toad or Prince in Disguise?
Marquette, Michigan – July 15, 2014 – My pal and I were out walking the other night on the bike path behind Domino’s when we came across this big ol’ toad that was just chillin’ on the pavement.
So, if you kiss a frog and you get a prince, what happen when you kiss a toad?
Do you get an artist formerly known as Prince?
“Did you ever wonder if you could really get high from toad-licking?” my friend wondered aloud.
“Nope, I guess the thought’s never crossed my mind,” I answered. “Toads remind me of fairy tales… You know, kiss a frog and *poof!* you have a prince.”